i love toronto

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damm i love this place.

i went on a boat cruise around the islands and in the harbour in lake ontario tonight. a friend of mine was having his end of volleyball season cruise and his whole team bailed on him so he asked me for dinner instead. so i sorta allowed him to take me on his volleyball cruise. anyway it was great.

first of all i hadn't taken a full cruise in forever and i'd sorta forgotten how beautiful it is. the waterfront of toronto is so pretty when it's all lit up in the evening with the sunset. and then the channel through the islands is all lush and green and gorgeous.

i know it's cheesy, but i don't give a shit, it was awesome.

what was more interesting was that I didn't know this large group of people that knew each other. most of the people there either knew each other or were heavily involved in dating rituals. so instead i spent a lot of time watching the social interaction. i did a little interacting myself but i wasn't really on if that makes any sense.

so by the end i was practically an anthropologist and these people had been drinking, some of them heavily and several of them were in the mood to get laid. i was way too sober for that kind of behaviour (although it doesn't particularly work when i drink either, unless i'm drinking something dangerous like red breast and forgetting to drink water. eep.

no really eep.

othercat and i did that on my 33rd and shit. we walked down the road a couple of clicks and back and i swear we went like 12km or so unintentionally. also there was some wandering around an old farm that my sister loves.

okay so.

these people were doing full on mating behaviour. i looked around and that's all i could see everywhere. men making the rounds and chatting chicks up, women responding or not. it was all very dancelike.

personally i thought the city skyline was the most interesting thing there. (well there was one man but he was fully into his date so i just admired him from afar.) [damm he was thoroughly delicious though {shoutout to tasha on the delicious there}]

in fact the delicious man and his date were full on kissing by the end of the night. it was really kind of cute actually. they were fully into each other you see.

eventually we ended up at a bar. so i danced to like three bad songs and sat down and encouraged my equally bored friend to go. he was grateful as he has to work in the morning.

[go read today's scaredbunny because that is some funny shit today. no go. i'll wait. hurry back]

where was I?

right so i'm looking around this strangely well lit room at these people who are drinking and not looking very happy and at the band who sort of well sucked. and everyone was trying really hard to have a good time and it just looked like preening birds that were also drunk and horny.

especially because the sparkly and or multicoloured breast baring top is in right now and that looks a lot like birds presenting *snicker*

i only wore a skin tight shirt ... apparently [so i was told] my lack of neckline caused me to be less interesting. that's pretty sad. i mean the shirt started out life as a glove after all.

cheers!