irony

. that a post i write about having nothing to say gets more comments than any other except spark (which was clearly the best thing i've written since i got readers...)

. that some guy stares at me for 20 minutes and circles me like i'm prey and then asks me if i know him and says 'i was wondering because you were looking at me.'
- um what?

. that if i like someone they will like someone else who will probably like me.

. that if someone likes me i'm probably digging on that guy 'over there'.

. that my kitten prefers the house of my neighbour to my own.

. that the better my body gets the lower my body confidence gets (well sort of... that one is hard to explain)

. that i can see the truth in others lives but not my own.

. that the hottest girl at the first aid recert was also the most competent one there.

. that climber guy wants to go climbing tomorrow.

. that i LOVE my new tires and my car loves the new shoes.

. that finding a fuck is easy but finding a date is hard.

. that i SENT a 5.10- on only the second try at it and i climbed it the first time with minor falling. (need new shoes!)
- okay that isn't irony...

irony is:

. that hubris was climbing on 5.9s and I was climbing on 5.10-s ... that's fucking weird.

. that i caught hot climber guy watching me.

. that i caught him because i had just FALLEN off the fucking wall.

. that i don't know how to let a guy know i'm interested without scaring him away... and that i can't tell the difference between shy and indifferent.

. that my back is so sore i can hardly take a deep breath and i still want to climb tomorrow.
- i won't.. monday maybe.

. that i dreaded the first aid recert so much and i had a really good time.

. that my partner for the day (yes, the hottest girl there) has a favourite vital.
and
. that i have a favourite first aid supply.

. that i am lost and yet lead.

. that my blog gets more comments when i'm not around than when i am.

. that all of my local friends are in relationships of some sort.
- except one... and it won't be long for him.

. that i can't tell the difference between 'putting it out there' and implying i'm something i'm not.

. that i used to paint on my jeans and now ones that are snug feel funny and too tight.

. that i enjoy tv so much more now that i watch it so much less.

. that this list has been really fun to make.

. that just when i'm ready to pass out i'm running out of irony.

. that i meant to talk about hockey tonight.
sundin scored!
lindros, that bastard, is fucking hot.
i'm glad andreychuck is still playing.

.
*snerk*

. that sometimes it's more fun to have a crush to think about than it is to be heart whole and fancy free.

. that that sort of sucks.

. that i like difficult people and yet i want life to be easy.

. that i'm still adding to this list and i have to teach in the morning! THREE times.
- and go to a kid's birthday party.
- and have dinner, maybe, with my friend who needs a name other than 'hot doctor' because a) that's too descriptive considering other things i've said and b) he's so much more than just that in my life.

. that i'm going to bed just when this list is getting interesting.

. that i had fun at my recert.
- i know, i can't get over it either!

:)