Why is it...
.
that I get smitten by men I can't or shouldn't have?
that my friends never listen when I say the right things but always hear when I say the wrong things?
that sometimes the hardest people to speak to are the ones you love the most?
that my car needs $2500 worth of work and still purrs like a happy cat?
that the last three times I actually thought that a man I was into was into me he couldn't have acted faster to let me know I was nuts?
that my blog never shows up in the recently updated list?
that only one of my friends can come camping on my birthday?
that sometimes I feel like a blog that nobody reads is a better friend than the ones I talk to every day?
that I have such trouble finding enough work teaching Pilates when the classes I teach are some of the most popular at the places I teach them?
that even when I know he's just not that into me I'm often still ridiculously into him?
that people assume women are gay for silly reasons like short hair or a little fat or a lot of height?
that people assume men are gay just because they have fashion sense?
that my friend is so unhappy with his partner he's contemplating going back to women?
that couples who can't stand each other stay together?
that getting a date with someone interesting is so impossible for me?
that I don't have anyone to climb with and just sit here jonesing instead?
that my singular talent is making friends of men I want to boink?
that a sperm donor and a nunlike lifestyle while home schooling a child seems like a lot more fun than trying to find someone to date?
that i'm so damm negative today?
that smoking pot is becoming more and more something I used to do?
that Hillside isn't for another WEEK????
that I blog so much more since I stopped watching tv? (obvious in retrospect)
that I have less and less to say to my parents the older they get? This is going to bite me in the ass I know.
that I feel like writing lists of why is it questions today?
that people in SUV's are the most likely to drive like asshats?
that married or taken people hit on me all the time and single ones never do?
that drivers would rather save a 2 dollar bulb than signal their intentions?
that when you DO signal people speed up to avoid letting you in?
that it's heat wave hot today when I have three apartments to clean?
that construction workers can't clean up after themselves?
that I'm too freaking tired to WORK right now?
off to clean :)
that I get smitten by men I can't or shouldn't have?
that my friends never listen when I say the right things but always hear when I say the wrong things?
that sometimes the hardest people to speak to are the ones you love the most?
that my car needs $2500 worth of work and still purrs like a happy cat?
that the last three times I actually thought that a man I was into was into me he couldn't have acted faster to let me know I was nuts?
that my blog never shows up in the recently updated list?
that only one of my friends can come camping on my birthday?
that sometimes I feel like a blog that nobody reads is a better friend than the ones I talk to every day?
that I have such trouble finding enough work teaching Pilates when the classes I teach are some of the most popular at the places I teach them?
that even when I know he's just not that into me I'm often still ridiculously into him?
that people assume women are gay for silly reasons like short hair or a little fat or a lot of height?
that people assume men are gay just because they have fashion sense?
that my friend is so unhappy with his partner he's contemplating going back to women?
that couples who can't stand each other stay together?
that getting a date with someone interesting is so impossible for me?
that I don't have anyone to climb with and just sit here jonesing instead?
that my singular talent is making friends of men I want to boink?
that a sperm donor and a nunlike lifestyle while home schooling a child seems like a lot more fun than trying to find someone to date?
that i'm so damm negative today?
that smoking pot is becoming more and more something I used to do?
that Hillside isn't for another WEEK????
that I blog so much more since I stopped watching tv? (obvious in retrospect)
that I have less and less to say to my parents the older they get? This is going to bite me in the ass I know.
that I feel like writing lists of why is it questions today?
that people in SUV's are the most likely to drive like asshats?
that married or taken people hit on me all the time and single ones never do?
that drivers would rather save a 2 dollar bulb than signal their intentions?
that when you DO signal people speed up to avoid letting you in?
that it's heat wave hot today when I have three apartments to clean?
that construction workers can't clean up after themselves?
that I'm too freaking tired to WORK right now?
off to clean :)
posted by sassinak | 12:31 PM
3 Comments:
well that's the mood i'm in today and lately i feel no need to censor my blog.
(it helps that all my friends admit to NOT reading it *grin*)
hey castu
nice to see you around these parts!
best regards, nice info
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