sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

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i had the strangest experience today, i went into a pub to watch the italian pool games at ten o'clock in the morning and was soundly ignored by the staff until i walked out at NOON after watching the italy match to completion.

i'm delighted, italy and ghana make it out of the pool, how lovely. so good for those racists who think africans are inferior. (tragically this is quite true in europe)
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i'm too tired to post for real tonight... so here are some quotes i love:


You need the cholesterol, it will add structure to your veins.
-- tommer

Space is a hard thing to negotiate
-- lividviv

I'm flexible, of course I'm flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it I'm very flexible.
-- Lorelei Gilmore

Women don't eat, we just look at food and jump on the treadmill.
-- Lorelei Gilmore

I'm not a science major, I just like good bongs.
-- sassinak

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.
-- Ferris Bueller

You have new mail.

Much sorrow may be avoided by acknowledging that, as gloomy as being alone makes you feel, it is rollicking heaven compared with being among most other people.
-- R. Rosenblatt

Another reason to be wary of ice-sheet outhouses: Seals occasionally use the opening in the ice as a blowhole. While there's nothing inherently dangerous about a suppositorial blast of hot seal breath, it is, in the words of one shaken veteran, "a disquieting way to start your day."
-- Mary Roach, "Blinded by the White"

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
-- P.J. O'Rourke

And you can go right ahead and get pissed off at me or take potshots or whatever makes your life worth living. I'm non-stick.
-- Anna Melnikoff

That your arrogant pedagoguery has articulated even the most dubious of facts, is as foolish a fantasy as the one in which your rhetorical effluvium passes for thoughtful discourse.
-- batz

Are you trying to indirectly praise your own introduced term prior to defining it? If so you flatter yourself sir, but it's no compliment.
-- madmagic

linux is for people who hate microsoft, bsd is for people who love unix (yaiba - 6 Oct 2000)
-- mdmx

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
-- unknown

Answering the phone for a living will beat the nice right out of you.
-- sassinak

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
-- unknown

Life is a learning process, not a pulpit.
-- lsd

Leap and the net will appear
-- aida

When I despair, I remember that all through history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always.
-- Gandhi

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming---WOW!!! What A Ride!
-- Anonymous

i'm always attracted to younger guys and it sucks cause i've made men outta boys so many times.
-- dana - big brother

2 moves are as good as a fire!
-- CrtxReavr's grandmother

Have you ever seen the United States take the blame for anything?
-- Mel Lastman on the hydro outage

Mitsato: you never change do you?
Kaji: of course i change, the act of living is an act of change
-- Evangelion - the series

Sit on my face I'll guess your weight.
-- anon

Deliver your future into the hands of your friends.
-- Pete Townsend as quoted by othercat

love is friendship set on fire
-- anon

i get really upset when i see young girls getting liposuction and breast implants, i'm like how is that any different than foot binding?
-- margaret cho

the hardest thing to do in this world is to live in it
-- buffy summers

any kind of love is fine, it's your hate you gotta watch
-- margaret cho

if i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
-- othercat

artists are supposed to comment on culture, that's the function of art
-- margaret cho

sometimes people play hard to get because they need to know that the other person's feelings are real
-- Brooke Davis - 'One Tree Hill'

pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.
-- shane falco - 'the replacements'


:)
happy friday!